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Joan Rivers

Concert Hall

Sunday, April 7, 2013, 7 pm

Can we talk? Can we tweet? Can we shop?

When she asks “Can we talk?” she’s really saying “I’ll do the talking here.” She speaks for herself. “A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.” “I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.” “I hate housework! You make the bed, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” “I wish I had a twin so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.” Joan Rivers, formerly Joan Molinsky from Larchmont, back in the Concert Hall for the first time in a decade. Can she talk!

“Convulsively funny” – The New York Times

Tickets: $87.50 / $72.50 / $62.50 / $47.50
Please note there will be no intermission for this event. The opening act will be announced at a later time.